Kind of Persian

Music: Nima M.

Based on a song by: Arash Tebbi

Video: Ahmad Kiarostami

Shot in San Diego, Irvine, and Los Angeles, US – April 2008

Kind of Persian

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Lyrics:

(verse 1)

I’m the type of Persian who claims he’s part of the mafia
I also with gangsters and my friends are all siyah
I drive an SUV, or BMW with rimms
I stare at whites and tell them I’ll tare off their freaking limbs

sometimes i pretend that I’m a terrorist threat
I tell chicks I get missiles underneath my bed
and I don’t got the time of day for people saying that I pose
I rather shave my eyebrows and smoke weet with my bros

and i only wear ecko, and over-sized clothes
my mom still makes me all of my POLO
one time I even skipped my class for week
I might be from LA or SD, I’m so sweet

when i drive I’ll be leaning way back in my seat
last norooz, i picked this one kid to sleep
cuz I try to act hard and he called me a geek
he said I need to tweeze where my eyebrows meet

(chorus)

what kind of Persian are you?
is you thug is your hanker-chief red, is it blue?
what kind of Persian are you?
what kind of Persian are you?
what kind of Persian are you?

(verse 2)

I’m the type is straight from my homeland Iran
i say I’m no fob and really too hairy to run
i like the white girls here with gigantic boob
i don’t like pizza or taco, just Persian food

i make namaz three times a day and drink chai-yee
i clean my sibil and dress america-yee
i drink doogh from sadaf, its aallee,
from when i watching football eh europa-yee

i promise my dah-yee that i never have the sex
until i become doctor or mohandess
so i never have girlfriend and straight a in school
but when i go to toilette i play with my doodool

(chorus)

what kind of Persian are you?
is you thug is your hanker-chief red, is it blue?
what kind of Persian are you?
do you talking Farsi and love drinking doogh?
what kind of Persian are you?
what kind of persian are you?

(verse 3)

hi I’m not really Persian – i’m white washed
I skate and surf bro, plus wear abercrombie, gosh
I listen to Coldplay and creed, that’s all I really need
my friends are dave, patrick, matthew, and steve

I don’t attend those lame Persian parties with the fobs
I’d rather go to the gym and keep working on my bod
so the girls I got hot when I wear a tank top
and my girlfriend don’t like kabob a whole lot

I can’t speak Farsi but I know how to say pedar-sag
when i’m around too many Persian I just wanna gag
and my girlfriend lisa loves how i shave my chest and
billabong and rusty taught me how to dress

(chorus)

what kind of Persian are you?
is you thug is your hanker-chief red, is it blue?
what kind of Persian are you?
do you talking Farsi and love drinking doogh?
what kind of Persian are you?
do you act how you act just so you can get through?
what kind of Persian are you?
what kind of Persian are you?

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  1. Good job folks! Can you publish the lyrics?

  2. THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER. ITS FRIGGIN HILARIOUS.

  3. fantastic!!! nice work… you and Maz Jobrani should go on tour…

  4. Really fun music as well as lyrics. Liked it a lot. Thank you.

  5. A-W-E-S-O-M-E
    Luv it!

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